You know what today is? July 4th! And you know what's more important about today than stupid old Russian vodka?

MY BIRTHDAY!

So don't forget to wish me happy birthday! It's the greatest day of the year, after all! Ha ha ha~

Hey guys! Guys!

MCDONALD'S IS NOW A WORLD-WIDE FOOD CHAIN!

This is the best day of my life!! Make sure you all try its hamburgers and milkshakes, okay? They're awesome!

THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS NOT COMMUNIST! It is not a... communisty!

Belarus was wrong! Of course she was wrong, not everyone here is a communist! That'd be ridiculous!

[The scene is America's house, just like last time - but unlike last time, America is nowhere to be seen, so it's safe to assume that he escaped to somewhere else in the house a short time ago.

However, the room you can see is in absolute chaos. Everything that can be smashed is smashed, everything that can be ripped is ripped, and anything that ( Read more... )

Community.

[Belarus might not be smiling, but she looks happy. Protip: right now, this is bad.]

All are invited to wedding. Filthy capitalist wedding. Beautiful union of America and Belarus. Marriage of love. [And in the background, you can probably see America. His hands are bound with the ribbon from her hair, and his legs are tied with the ribbon ( Read more... )

Okay, that virus thing was weird. Even weirder than the time I was forced to work France, and I don't work for France. Not to mention it's been a while since I relied on stuffy old England and his funny eyebrows, but hey, I was a cute and awesome kid back then! Wasn't I ( Read more... )

Look, I know some of you seem pretty nice and all but I doubt that America's going to "marry" one of the damn countries controlled by Moscow. I'm not a die hard patriot or anything but I sort of doubt that we're going to let a small-time communist nation become a state.

Just so you know.

... Was thinking. About Амэрыка. America. Likes English, Да?

... Should get married.

America.

America.

Let's get married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married

[Chibimerica looks a little startled (thought not quite afraid) in this video. He taps the screen with his teeny hands curiously]

Engwand?

Engwand!

Did you leave the picture box here for me? Is it a new toy? But I didn't see you anywhere!

Engwaaaaaaaand!

Hold on. Hold on.

What's this about seeing ghosts?!